Yes, I can no longer deny it, the snow and enforced idleness here in the castle has driven me insane.

Witness today's events.

After the purple hands incident, which Guinvere rescued me from (and necessitated that I reveal my gift) I was back to square one with gift ideas.

But last night I had a dream an inspiration struck! Shoes. Girls love shoes, at least, I know Morgana does. Of course, they're rather hard to see with the floor length dresses, but if it makes them feel comfortable, why not.

There was just one problem...I don't know Guinevere's shoe size. I could have just asked of course, but where's the surprise in that? So, what could be more natural than sneaking into her house to find a pair.

I swear to you, this seemed to make perfect sense at the time. I am MAD, and I discovered Guinevere there. I had no idea...I mean she always seems to get to the castle so EARLY! I didn't even realise it was so early.

God...so embarrassing!

After that I tried to get Merlin to do it for me...but he must be getting smarter because he wouldn't.

But! I've just returned from the Nexus having met with April who's acting normal once more and she has saved me! She's going to paint a portrait of Guinevere and I. I have every faith it'll will be amazing.

And failing that, I'm going to get Guinevere some door locks...the security of her house is completely lacking.

Although she certainly knows how to wield a poker!