Oh, very funny, Merlin.

Girls might like pretty things, but men like useful things.

A book? REALLY?

And it's blank!

This is some sort of...feelings thing, isn't it? I've told you before men don't sit around like girls gossiping.

Why am I even writing this? It's not as if you're reading it...

You better NOT be reading it, Merlin.

Forget it, I have training to do anyway.